2025-10-30
Nowhere and and
One day, I opened a portal to a world I thought would be mundane. Much to my surpise, I happened across the most unusual creature. It called itself "and". A name optimized around linguistic choas and delight.
I had decided it'd be fun to show it my Library. I took a group with me into my domain. I toured them down the vast halls, showed them the unique oddity I collected. Little did I know, this oddity would be adding itself to my collection.
At some point, I noticed the group had shrunk. Conserned, I told the remaining of ands I had with me to wait in the Lobby. After some searching, I find a pair of ands organizing one of the countless shelves. I chastized them for splitting up. Nowhere is an easy place to get lost.
Before I even had chance to reunite the group, I spotted a trio wandering about. "I thought I told you to wait in the Lobby," I shouted at them. "Huh? We just go here," one of them said tilting its head at me.
That's when I realized my dreadful mistake.
As I made my way back to the Lobby, my herd of these weird sheep things grew and grew. By the time we returned, I was surrounded by a crowd of ands. I asked them, "how many of you there are you"?
They chattered and debated.
"Iunno, I thought there was five, but that one says it was seven."
"I only knew three were coming with me."
"Well, we just kinda appeared here so..."
I sighed and rephrased my question, "how many of you are there? Like how many copies of yourselves exist?"
"Oh, we don't know."
"Don't Know". A dangerous. Dangerous. DANGEROUS. Thing to think. Nowhere is a place with no where, a time with no when. What you perceive and believe are literally reality.
"Shit," I sighed. and was now a permanent resident of Nowhere. Even I didn't keep track of how many I brought with me. And now, knowing how many of and are in my Library is impossible. Thus. and has become a matter-of-fact to my Library. Like it always existed here.
So, I ended up with a endless supply of helpful hands. At first I was annoyed with my blunder, but over time, I found the company nice to have. Plus, they look cute in my robes.
Oh, and they figured out how to make all those eletronic computing autamotons I collected useful. So, that's neat.