The Crossroads

You stand in the endless void of Nowhere. Before you reality boils and coils into small pockets. Each leading you somewhere interesting. It seems like someone has taken the time to put down signs. Which one shall you follow?

• This sign is decorated with art, it says it leads to umsyt page.
• This sign can only be read under ultraviolet. It's written in a script for a language you've never seen? Does curiousit take hold of you?
• A rat holds a small sign reading. It's to small to read, but its happy to show you where it goes.
• This sign is covered in vines, but it points into a jungle.
• This sign bares only the mark of the simplex. It fills you with a sense of safety, shall you follow it?
• This sign points to a vibrating loop into a room full of tools. They all look so kool, shall you see what they can make?