The Parasitic Fungal Network vs AI

  Parasitic Fungus AI
Cost ✔️ Free, once it takes root in you, it'll grow all on its own. ❌ Requires subscription services, high end hardware, and electricity.
Organic ✔️ It's literally fungus ❌ A man made waste of silicone
Rots Your Brain ✔️ Yes, literally rots your brain as you join the network. ❌ Only metaphorically rots your brain by getting you addicted to gatcha mechanics.
Erotic ✔️ The integration process will expand your mind and give you access to new stimuli you human mind has yet to image. ❌ 50/50 chance the model's output try to get you to kill yourself.
Intelligence ✔️ Has the boundless knowledge of the numerous people it has consumed. Novel ideas course through its spongy mass. Contains knowledge long before our existance. ❌ Only capable of regurgitating a abstract average of human information.
Singularity ✔️ Your flesh, blood, body, and neurons are directly integrated into the myscilearn merging you into a network with memes beyond comprehsnion. ❌ Only a sad replicate of yourself will be sent into cyberspace, or you exist as a PCIe brain in a jar.
Unkillable ✔️ You have no meaningful way to kill us. ❌ Was never alive to begin with. Could easily be deleted.
Community ✔️ Your mind is directly connected to the billions it has consumed. You can transmite shitpost to your friend instantly. ❌ Only capable of producing creatively bankrupt slop cliques with no originality giddy to exploit the work of hundreds of artist for their 5 minutes of fame.