There was once a Dog who was very fond of eggs. Do come down, dear friend, and let us celebrate the joyful event. He had had experience with such birds before. Rolling himself in flour until he was covered completely, he lay down in the flour bin, with one eye open for the Mice. All fell to lapping up the water as fast as they could. They made several attempts to steal it from him. I'm a butcher by trade, not a doctor.
There are many who pretend to despise and belittle that which is beyond their reach.